things-i-made-up:
“mrscupcakeismine:
“ am-i-rose-or-davesprite:
“ nevergonnawalkpastafez:
“ john-barowman:
“ dontwakethedragons:
“ what-is-gmans-gender:
“ loveurlittlethings7:
“ linalovesonedirection:
“ onedgirl2299:
“ Good kisser;)
” ”
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things-i-made-up:

mrscupcakeismine:

am-i-rose-or-davesprite:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

john-barowman:

dontwakethedragons:

what-is-gmans-gender:

loveurlittlethings7:

linalovesonedirection:

onedgirl2299:

Good kisser;)

Good kisser

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years

reblogging for that story

oh mY GOD

Reblog post

Omg dat reblog

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    Amanda is 20 Yеаr Girl аnd Sеекing Sех N0w! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!
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    I hаd s0 muсh fun with Mary. SEE PICS
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    Heyyyyyy buddddsssas idk why I’m reposting this… I’m a living meme. Haha I need to breathe. And I can’t spell… why am I...
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