what the fuck is awful about your class
maid:  absolutely no sense of human empathy whatsoever
page:  doormat who doesn't know the word 'no'
mage:  TRY TALKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS FOR ONCE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
knight:  disingenuous prat fronting harder than a frat boy
rogue:  A+ avoiding-talking-to-the-people-you-need-to-talk-to skills
sylph:  meddles in everything. absolutely everything.
seer:  thinks of other people pretty much exclusively in the abstract
thief:  there's other people, you selfish asshole
heir:  thinks they're a lot funnier and more charismatic than they are
bard:  codpiece. also, why don't you respect boundaries. boundaries like how i don't want to see your codpiece.
prince:  you know that gif of bo burnham being like "he said i was too overdramatic an i was like prove it" and the throws a handful of glitter. yeah
witch:  hi do you have any intention of joining us here over here in reality anytime soon
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