failtastic-fallen-angel:

alltheurlsaretakenexceptthisone:

inagetsfit:

outrunmyself:

hungryrunner:

chelseaalysse:

gettingahealthybody:

WHAT?!

I need this on my blog.

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

Nom nom.

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.